Do Politicians Dream of Electric Votes?
Much has been made of Ron Paul and his horde of spambots. Is he a dishonest man with dishonest supporters? A lying, conniving bastard? Or something... more?
I think he's just an honest android trying to secure the robot vote.
And that's just what we as a nation need. Think about it.
It will solve the medicare crisis when the robots come for our pills. No other candidate can claim that.
Deep Blue beat Kasparov. Could Ron Paul and his Secretary of Defense outmaneuver jihadis in a global game of chess? You bet your silicon ass!
Screw term limits. Replicants die in four years any way. Hurrah!
Admit it. You've always wanted to see a politician who can bend a steel girder.
Our battle with illegal immigrants is one not fought by our government. How much better could the INS laws be enforced if they were enforced by the clean efficiency of Agent Smith?
Our government persecuted Microsoft relentlessly, while being entirely ignorant of computers. We need a president who knows computers like the core of his positronic brain!
As Susan Calvin said, a robot obeying the Three Laws of Robotics would be indistinguishable from a very decent man. Do you think a robot would stick cigars in the orifices of interns or break into hotels? We need to put morality back into the West Wing!
I for one will welcome our new robot leader.
Update: I actually got comment spam from one of Ron Paul's loyal army of automatons! Or a robot, depending on how cynical I feel.
Posted by: Tom "The Pooklekufr" Treloar at May 29, 2007 03:52 EST |
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