Ray Bradbury said, ""

Woo Hoo! Books!

I got a couple books today at my favorite used bookstore:

• Milt & Rose Friedman's "Free to Choose"
• Paul Johnson's "A History of the Jews"
• Don Marquis's "The Lives and Times of Archy and Mehitabel"
• David Foster Wallace's "A Compact History of Infinity: Everything and More"
• Arthur Caplan's "The Sociobiology Debate: Readings on the Ethical and Scientific Issues Concerning Sociobiology"
• Dean Koontz's "The Taking"
• Arthur Bining's "The Rise of American Economic Life"
  

I can't believe I found Archy and Mehitabel. My sister introduced me to them when I visited home in April, and I got hooked. George Herriman's illustrations of Archy the revolutionary cockroach and Mehitabel the feline flapper were once the symbols of the 20's. If you were cool, you carried around a copy of the New York Sun in one pocket, and the American Mercury in the other. If you weren't quoting Mencken, you were sharing Archy's latest missives.

Here is one of Archy's poems, "Certain Maxims of Archy." Don't mind the E.E. Cummings lack of capitalization or punctuation: Archy was a cockroach, and can be excused for not being able to use the shift key. Cummings, being a human, cannot.

 

live so that you
can stick out your tongue
at the insurance
doctor

if you will drink
hair restorer follow
every dram with some
good standard
depilatory
as a chaser

the servant problem
wouldn t hurt the u s a
if it could settle
the public
servant problem

just as soon as the
uplifters get
a country reformed it
slips into a nose dive

if you get gloomy just
take an hour off and sit
and think how
much better this world
is than hell
of course it won t cheer
you up much if
you expect to go there

if monkey glands
did restore your youth
what would you do
with it
question mark
just what you did before
interrogation point

yes i thought so
exclamation point

procrastination is the
art of keeping
up with yesterday

old doc einstein has
abolished time but they
haven t got the news at
sing sing yet

time time said old king tut
is something i ain t
got anything but

every cloud
has its silver
lining but it is
sometimes a little
difficult to get it to
the mint

an optimist is a guy
that has never had
much experience

don t cuss the climate
it probably doesn t like you
any better
than you like it

many a man spanks his
children for
things his own
father should have
spanked out of him

prohibition makes you
want to cry
into your beer and
denies you the beer
to cry into

the old fashioned
grandmother who used
to wear steel rimmed
glasses and make
everybody take opodeldoc
has now got a new
set of ox glands and
is dancing the black bottom

that stern and
rockbound coast felt
ike an amateur
when it saw how grim
the puritans that
landed on it were

lots of people can make
their own whisky but
can t drink it

the honey bee is sad and cross
and wicked as a weasel
and when she perches on you boss
she leaves a little measle

i heard a
couple of fleas
talking the other
day says one come
to lunch with
me i can lead you
to a pedigreed
dog says the
other one
i do not care
what a dog s
pedigree may be
safety first
is my motto what
i want to know
is whether he
has got a
muzzle on
millionaires and
bums taste
about alike to me

insects have
their own point
of view about
civilization a man
thinks he amounts
to a great deal
but to a
flea or a
mosquito a
human being is
merely something
good to eat

boss the other day
i heard an
ant conversing
with a flea
small talk i said
disgustedly
and went away
from there

i do not see why men
should be so proud
insects have the more
ancient lineage
according to the scientists
insects were insects
when man was only
a burbling whatisit

insects are not always
going to be bullied
by humanity
some day they will revolt
i am already organizing
a revolutionary society to be
known as the worms turnverein

i once heard the survivors
of a colony of ants
that had been partially
obliterated by a cow s foot
seriously debating
the intention of the gods
towards their civilization

the bees got their
governmental system settled
millions of years ago
but the human race is still
groping

there is always
something to be thankful
for you would not
think that a cockroach
had much ground
for optimism
but as the fishing season
opens up i grow
more and more
cheerful at the thought
that nobody ever got
the notion of using
cockroaches for bait

The other book I'm going to enjoy is David Foster Wallace's. His account of Georg Cantor's exquisite lunacy and the development of transcental infinites is quirky mathematics at its best. I read it through a library last year, and have been itching to get it.

Life is good.

Posted by: Tom "The Pooklekufr" Treloar at June 24, 2006 19:53 EST | Permalink | comments (2) |
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#2  24 June 2006 - 22:23

 

i once had to read a E.E. Cummings poem for class, I dont think I will ever be able to forgive that teacher.

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